> Be me

> Doing my homework at kitchen table

> phone sitting next to me

> get call on phone

> pick up

> “Hello?”

> “Hi! I’m your number neighbor.”

> “Number neighbor? What the does that mean?”

> “Yeah, I’m your number neighbor!”

> “But what does that mean?”

> “Oh…! You don’t know that means. It means that are phone numbers are very close together.”

> “Is that why you called me?”

> “Yeah.”

> Hang up

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